Wednesday, April 16, 2014

LANGUAGE POLICE WHERE ARE YOU?

LANGUAGE POLICE WHERE ARE YOU?

In Quebec one cannot eat:
PASTA, HOT DOGS, HAMBURGERS,
SHEPPERD PIE, these are a NO --- NO
Why you wonder, the language police.

The language police says: you must eat
Des pâtes, des pains fourrés à la mode de Frankfort
Des Hambourgeois, du pâtée Chinois. OUI --- OUI
Why, because of the language police says so.

It is Ok to use words that have a sexual overtone
Like “fourrés” but it has also a negative tone
On m’a fourrés, yes they screwed me
The infamous language police sure does.

In public no one says Grace
For the food they are about to eat
Culturally no longer accepted
The secular/language police is “walking” the streets.

Secularist want religious symbols banned! Yet I hear:
People speak about: le tabernacle, les osties, et le Christ.
Referring to the “sacrament” of communion
Where is the language police?  Nowhere to be seen!

Instead of focusing on the language of food
Would it not be more efficient to clean up French?
If you hear the name of Christ taken in vain
Do call the language police keep French “Kosher” “Halal” clean!


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